Ah yes! I made the plunge. I have returned to regularly eating yogurt after about almost a couple of decades. My wife started the hype by ordering (what I'd like to call) the Breast Cancer Awareness Edition of the Yo-plait 15-pack. She offered me a couple to ween me of my addition to ice cream, or at least to gain market share. After the second month of helping her with returning the clean covers via mail, I decided she ought to be paying be commission or something at this point.
Finally during the third month, she literally popped a spoon of peach-flavored yogurt into my unsuspecting mouth. Not only was it good, it was yummy and not bad (to paraphrase the old '80s nutrition commercials). Being the guy that I am, I of course didn't admit that much to my wife. Soon enough I found myself sneaking one or two out of the 24-packs. When I finally got caught, I declared I was simple deducting my commission for services rendered.
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