Fortune Cookies I'd Like To Read

• Beware of old wives' tales, you might trip over them
• Make sure you have enough money for the bus, that way you don't have to deal with the repo man
• It takes longer to get somewhere than to get back from somewhere, because one only needs to get lost once to learn
  
• It is what it is, but I still don't know what it is
• Once is a fluke, twice is a coincidence, and three times...a lady.